Fuck Zoom interviews
zoom job interviews suck. I still can't decide if in person interviews are worse than zoom interviews. Wait, definitely in person because you have to wear jeans to the in person interview, at least with a zoom interview I can still wear my pajama pants. Plus, you don't have to shake their hand. But still zoom interview suck. I stopped brushing my hair. Now, because of zoom interviews, I have to start brushing my hair again. Then I have to wear a nicer shirt. Because they might see it which adds to my laundry and I hate doing laundry. Then I still have to come with the same energy energy as an in person interview. I still have to be nice to the person that that is interviewing me. And then I have to be fake to the person that's interviewing me as well. I have to remember to say hi. And ask them how their day is going. Something I would never do in person to a stranger. And I have to keep this energy up for 15 minutes to even an hour but in person, I might have to keep up the energy even longer. Right? Because I might have to meet like a secretary or someone else. So that might be extra people, extra strangers that I have to be nice to at least with a zoom interview. I can have like a cheat sheet right behind the computer. And if I forget to say something or they asked me a question that I struggle with, I can check the sheet in the behind the computer, right? But you know, some things they never change no matter what kind of interview it is in person or zoom. I still can't tell if I'm asking the right questions. If they find my questions interesting or if the interview was just going well at all right? I never know. Sometimes I think the interview is going well. And they don't call me back. And then when I think the interview goes, well, they call me back. I don't get it. Right. And then one thing. Another thing that never changes is that companies don't respect people, right? They'll interview three times and then send you a generic No thanks, email. And then when you ask for feedback they'll be like, Wait, who are you again? Yeah, just fuck capitalism.